Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the psychopathic shape-shifting vampire horses powered by atomic energy!
Release the mind-controlled beavers powered by atomic energy!
Release the armored throat-ripping robot capybaras!
Release the sneaky throat-ripping mechanical aligators that can smell fear!
Release the sneaky possums with laser eyes!
Release the radioactive teleporting mechanical rats that can smell fear!
Release the super-intelligent sneaky turkeys that throw blasts of energy!
Release the super-fast super-intelligent pigs!
Release the angry manatees that live to destroy!
Release the anthropomorphic horses that feed off of fear!
Release the invisible cyborg crocodiles!
Release the psychic genetically-engineered iguanas!
Release the genetically-engineered psychic vampire gunea pigs!
Release the sneaky sneaky demonic bears!
Release the sneaky mechanical squirrels with self-destruct devices!

 

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