Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the psychopathic invisible penguins that spew deadly parasites!
Release the giant oxen with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the radioactive teleporting bears with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the hateful assasin chimpunks with self-destruct devices!
Release the supersonic angry regenerating sharks!
Release the angry hummingbirds that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the enormous super-intelligent berserk crocodiles powered by atomic energy!
Release the giant stealthy invisible demonic cheetahs that can smell fear!
Release the super-strong super-intelligent radioactive android ferrets that live to destroy!
Release the hateful supersonic genetically-engineered mules that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the mind-controlled cyborg shrimp!
Release the sneaky bunnies that are immune to bullets!
Release the super-fast teleporting hamsters!
Release the hateful mechanical swans with laser eyes!
Release the supersonic ninja android gunea pigs that can interface with electronic devices!

 

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