Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the super-fast psychopathic demonic crocodiles that are immune to bullets!
Release the murderous sneaky mechanical tigers!
Release the supersonic teleporting armadilloes with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the anthropomorphic crazed psychic android chihuahuas!
Release the hateful assasin housecats!
Release the single-minded vampire leopards that can smell fear!
Release the giant ninja android cheetahs that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the psychopathic radioactive psychic chihuahuas that spew deadly parasites!
Release the sneaky supersonic cyborg poodles powered by atomic energy!
Release the crazed sharks that throw blasts of energy!
Release the murderous teleporting horses!
Release the stealthy vampire oxen that spew deadly parasites!
Release the regenerating berserk slugs that live to destroy!
Release the radioactive genetically-engineered gekos armed with machine guns!
Release the insane telepathic vampire platypi!

 

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