Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the minature psychopathic housecats!
Release the super-strong angry berserk bears!
Release the insane ninja cyborg lemmings that can smell fear!
Release the regenerating genetically-engineered tigers!
Release the teleporting pandas that spit poison darts!
Release the enormous porcupines with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the psychopathic yorkshire terriers that spew deadly parasites!
Release the genetically-engineered hamsters that can smell fear!
Release the shape-shifting single-minded poodles armed with machine guns!
Release the demonic ducks that live to destroy!
Release the supersonic berserk manatees!
Release the super-intelligent pandas powered by atomic energy!
Release the enormous berserk cheetahs!
Release the murderous ninja mechanical hippos!
Release the enormous sneaky genetically-engineered roaches!

 

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