Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the super-fast super-intelligent whales that spit poison darts!
Release the teleporting squid that spit poison darts!
Release the minature murderous throat-ripping psychic manatees!
Release the giant psychopathic telepathic horses that live to destroy!
Release the throat-ripping housecats that spit poison darts!
Release the regenerating murderous berserk mechanical squirrels that are immune to bullets!
Release the supersonic ninja psychic pigs that live to destroy!
Release the super-intelligent assasin tigers!
Release the psychic capybaras with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the genetically-engineered mind-controlled demonic armadilloes!
Release the giant kangaroos with poisonous breath!
Release the berserk pigs with laser eyes!
Release the armored crazed teleporting deer!
Release the berserk telepathic cheetahs with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the armored hateful supersonic rats that feed off of fear!

 

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