Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the armored crazed demonic squirrels!
Release the sneaky psychic pandas with poisonous breath!
Release the armored murderous demonic wildebeasts that spit poison darts!
Release the murderous bears with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the armored telepathic armadilloes with self-destruct devices!
Release the super-intelligent badgers with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the shape-shifting sneaky mechanical gekos!
Release the armored shape-shifting slugs that throw blasts of energy!
Release the stealthy cyborg yorkshire terriers powered by atomic energy!
Release the regenerating psychopathic supersonic vampire possums armed with machine guns!
Release the invisible super-intelligent ferrets!
Release the berserk ninja ferrets that can smell fear!
Release the radioactive psychic vampire horses!
Release the berserk beavers that are immune to bullets!
Release the murderous genetically-engineered chihuahuas that can control minds!

 

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