Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the regenerating stealthy ninja psychic manatees!
Release the enormous murderous throat-ripping cyborg mules that can control minds!
Release the sneaky super-intelligent sloths!
Release the super-strong angry invisible tigers!
Release the anthropomorphic sneaky supersonic ducks that spit poison darts!
Release the insane capybaras with poisonous breath!
Release the regenerating vampire hummingbirds that spit poison darts!
Release the minature single-minded armadilloes armed with machine guns!
Release the murderous radioactive kangaroos!
Release the sneaky mechanical platypi!
Release the genetically-engineered regenerating demonic squirrels that throw blasts of energy!
Release the berserk teleporting vampire roaches!
Release the murderous throat-ripping leopards armed with machine guns!
Release the regenerating robot gunea pigs powered by atomic energy!
Release the hateful radioactive wildebeasts armed with machine guns!

 

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