Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the invisible berserk supersonic sloths that can control minds!
Release the radioactive berserk teleporting mechanical ferrets that spew deadly parasites!
Release the genetically-engineered insane throat-ripping psychic swans!
Release the enormous radioactive kangaroos!
Release the anthropomorphic gunea pigs that throw blasts of energy!
Release the shape-shifting monkeys with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the super-strong assasin android oxen!
Release the stealthy monkeys that live to destroy!
Release the shape-shifting sneaky regenerating poodles!
Release the giant sneaky throat-ripping robot capybaras!
Release the hateful psychic swans!
Release the sneaky cyborg housecats with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the mind-controlled berserk mechanical penguins!
Release the mind-controlled berserk psychic roaches!
Release the super-fast spiders that can emit electrical bursts!

 

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