Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the super-intelligent stealthy genetically-engineered housecats!
Release the minature supersonic ferrets that spew deadly parasites!
Release the invisible berserk demonic penguins!
Release the super-strong ninja squirrels that are immune to bullets!
Release the psychic monkeys with self-destruct devices!
Release the vampire armadilloes with laser eyes!
Release the psychopathic assasin shrimp!
Release the super-fast telepathic mechanical capybaras!
Release the shape-shifting sheep with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the giant insane penguins with laser eyes!
Release the telepathic vampire aligators with laser eyes!
Release the hateful berserk demonic possums that can smell fear!
Release the invisible crazed radioactive robot shrimp!
Release the genetically-engineered insane deer with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the super-intelligent manatees that can interface with electronic devices!

 

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