Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the sneaky yorkshire terriers that can smell fear!
Release the berserk android housecats!
Release the regenerating mind-controlled supersonic slugs!
Release the super-strong ninja kangaroos!
Release the sneaky shape-shifting genetically-engineered horses that throw blasts of energy!
Release the giant angry assasin sloths!
Release the armored sneaky yorkshire terriers that feed off of fear!
Release the regenerating mind-controlled psychic monkeys!
Release the armored hateful stealthy lemmings!
Release the minature insane throat-ripping vampire yorkshire terriers!
Release the hateful robot capybaras that throw blasts of energy!
Release the super-fast assasin tigers!
Release the berserk mechanical bears that throw blasts of energy!
Release the giant insane tigers that live to destroy!
Release the berserk teleporting swans that can interface with electronic devices!

 

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