Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the angry supersonic mules!
Release the supersonic iguanas that spew deadly parasites!
Release the anthropomorphic ferrets that can smell fear!
Release the invisible chihuahuas with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the super-fast assasin genetically-engineered squid!
Release the super-fast single-minded robot yorkshire terriers!
Release the invisible sneaky armadilloes!
Release the insane slugs that spit poison darts!
Release the super-intelligent telepathic bears!
Release the radioactive hateful regenerating gekos!
Release the mind-controlled invisible cyborg deer!
Release the hateful ninja android squirrels!
Release the regenerating vampire squid that are immune to bullets!
Release the radioactive berserk capybaras!
Release the armored super-intelligent telepathic genetically-engineered sharks powered by atomic energy!

 

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