Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the super-strong murderous supersonic mechanical horses!
Release the mind-controlled super-intelligent hummingbirds that are immune to bullets!
Release the berserk invisible genetically-engineered gunea pigs that are immune to bullets!
Release the genetically-engineered assasin robot iguanas!
Release the sneaky bunnies with self-destruct devices!
Release the radioactive ninja genetically-engineered lemmings that can smell fear!
Release the shape-shifting elephants that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the vampire housecats with poisonous breath!
Release the radioactive invisible genetically-engineered housecats!
Release the enormous psychopathic regenerating robot sharks!
Release the shape-shifting angry cyborg aligators!
Release the radioactive sneaky ducks!
Release the giant crazed genetically-engineered elephants!
Release the invisible super-intelligent regenerating vampire platypi with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the regenerating shape-shifting cyborg roaches!

 

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