Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the enormous teleporting bunnies!
Release the murderous sneaky penguins!
Release the supersonic murderous stealthy armadilloes that live to destroy!
Release the super-fast crazed psychic wildebeasts!
Release the radioactive telepathic horses!
Release the radioactive super-intelligent vampire gunea pigs that live to destroy!
Release the stealthy demonic armadilloes that live to destroy!
Release the invisible hateful housecats with self-destruct devices!
Release the minature lemmings with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the genetically-engineered angry psychic chickens!
Release the regenerating berserk squirrels armed with machine guns!
Release the super-fast crazed psychic ducks!
Release the psychopathic radioactive robot possums!
Release the invisible throat-ripping pigs!
Release the super-strong chimpunks that feed off of fear!

 

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