Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the shape-shifting psychopathic mules!
Release the giant chihuahuas that can control minds!
Release the anthropomorphic psychopathic teleporting sloths powered by atomic energy!
Release the supersonic berserk vampire mice!
Release the armored sheep that live to destroy!
Release the armored hateful possums!
Release the shape-shifting lemmings with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the giant single-minded telepathic mice that spit poison darts!
Release the genetically-engineered sneaky badgers!
Release the genetically-engineered teleporting slugs!
Release the giant hateful swans with poisonous breath!
Release the genetically-engineered sneaky shape-shifting mechanical mice!
Release the super-fast shape-shifting mechanical housecats!
Release the invisible psychic kangaroos!
Release the invisible murderous telepathic mechanical elephants that spew deadly parasites!

 

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