Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the genetically-engineered super-intelligent swans armed with machine guns!
Release the regenerating sneaky genetically-engineered platypi that spit poison darts!
Release the super-intelligent telepathic oxen that feed off of fear!
Release the minature crazed throat-ripping shrimp that feed off of fear!
Release the genetically-engineered squirrels that spew deadly parasites!
Release the invisible murderous berserk robot hamsters armed with machine guns!
Release the radioactive angry super-intelligent monkeys!
Release the assasin deer that can control minds!
Release the psychopathic sharks with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the super-intelligent gunea pigs that spit poison darts!
Release the minature single-minded telepathic kangaroos!
Release the stealthy mechanical manatees!
Release the stealthy mice that can smell fear!
Release the telepathic demonic roaches that can smell fear!
Release the giant insane vampire bunnies!

 

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