Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the mind-controlled telepathic monkeys!
Release the mind-controlled radioactive oxen that are immune to bullets!
Release the enormous single-minded shape-shifting cyborg pandas!
Release the super-strong sneaky super-intelligent mechanical pigs that throw blasts of energy!
Release the genetically-engineered regenerating android beavers!
Release the super-strong super-intelligent robot wildebeasts!
Release the giant berserk mechanical foxes with poisonous breath!
Release the stealthy mechanical manatees!
Release the invisible murderous genetically-engineered bunnies!
Release the supersonic crazed telepathic roaches with self-destruct devices!
Release the genetically-engineered murderous shape-shifting demonic chimpunks that spew deadly parasites!
Release the minature sneaky assasin vampire whales with self-destruct devices!
Release the single-minded robot capybaras!
Release the giant berserk oxen that spit poison darts!
Release the genetically-engineered shape-shifting demonic chimpunks with self-destruct devices!

 

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