Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the single-minded throat-ripping cyborg badgers with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the supersonic hateful vampire hippos!
Release the giant sneaky cyborg possums!
Release the enormous regenerating pandas that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the sneaky rats powered by atomic energy!
Release the armored supersonic android bunnies with laser eyes!
Release the mind-controlled shape-shifting foxes!
Release the invisible stealthy psychic cyborg squirrels!
Release the angry invisible mechanical squirrels with poisonous breath!
Release the minature supersonic leopards with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the supersonic murderous teleporting cyborg pandas that are immune to bullets!
Release the super-fast supersonic mechanical bunnies with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the psychopathic mechanical turkeys that can control minds!
Release the super-intelligent psychic sharks that can interface with electronic devices!
Release the single-minded tigers with the ability to walk up walls!

 

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