Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the mind-controlled telepathic android badgers powered by atomic energy!
Release the anthropomorphic chickens that spew deadly parasites!
Release the super-intelligent supersonic leopards!
Release the psychopathic slugs that can control minds!
Release the shape-shifting berserk radioactive android sloths!
Release the genetically-engineered pigs powered by atomic energy!
Release the psychic cyborg sheep that feed off of fear!
Release the crazed mules that feed off of fear!
Release the minature sneaky gunea pigs!
Release the armored stealthy sneaky foxes that are immune to bullets!
Release the giant pandas armed with machine guns!
Release the invisible murderous supersonic slugs!
Release the radioactive super-intelligent horses with laser eyes!
Release the enormous angry iguanas that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the minature teleporting badgers armed with machine guns!

 

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