Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the minature super-intelligent swans with laser eyes!
Release the telepathic swans that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the mind-controlled psychic vampire roaches!
Release the super-fast ninja pigs!
Release the invisible insane assasin shrimp!
Release the insane assasin bunnies!
Release the cyborg porcupines that live to destroy!
Release the giant insane slugs with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the genetically-engineered psychopathic radioactive cyborg bears with poisonous breath!
Release the mind-controlled invisible genetically-engineered poodles!
Release the minature insane ninja mechanical lemmings that live to destroy!
Release the armored sneaky assasin hummingbirds with poisonous breath!
Release the armored stealthy radioactive foxes!
Release the minature sneaky android horses that spew deadly parasites!
Release the regenerating super-intelligent vampire iguanas with the ability to emit EMP bursts!

 

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