Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the radioactive sneaky telepathic cyborg pigs that can control minds!
Release the invisible poodles with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the super-strong telepathic psychic manatees that can control minds!
Release the regenerating bears that feed off of fear!
Release the psychopathic robot gunea pigs!
Release the armored stealthy android oxen with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the shape-shifting sneaky roaches!
Release the invisible psychopathic super-intelligent mechanical squirrels that live to destroy!
Release the shape-shifting aligators armed with machine guns!
Release the assasin robot sheep with poisonous breath!
Release the crazed stealthy demonic turkeys!
Release the minature invisible robot bears!
Release the regenerating cyborg hummingbirds!
Release the invisible hateful assasin ferrets that throw blasts of energy!
Release the enormous stealthy hamsters!

 

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