Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the sneaky tigers with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the teleporting genetically-engineered sharks powered by atomic energy!
Release the invisible stealthy robot pandas that live to destroy!
Release the teleporting android spiders that feed off of fear!
Release the radioactive shrimp that can smell fear!
Release the minature crazed vampire elephants with self-destruct devices!
Release the sneaky stealthy iguanas that spit poison darts!
Release the super-strong regenerating badgers with laser eyes!
Release the radioactive mind-controlled supersonic demonic pandas!
Release the radioactive super-intelligent psychic hamsters that throw blasts of energy!
Release the psychopathic chickens with self-destruct devices!
Release the minature sneaky shrimp!
Release the armored stealthy supersonic mechanical spiders!
Release the genetically-engineered mind-controlled ferrets that spew deadly parasites!
Release the enormous invisible robot elephants!

 

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