Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the armored regenerating genetically-engineered hippos armed with machine guns!
Release the super-strong hateful berserk mice that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the super-fast super-intelligent vampire chimpunks that spew deadly parasites!
Release the minature insane cyborg chimpunks that can interface with electronic devices!
Release the radioactive supersonic cyborg poodles that can control minds!
Release the giant angry telepathic mechanical poodles!
Release the anthropomorphic mind-controlled android manatees powered by atomic energy!
Release the telepathic hippos that live to destroy!
Release the minature mind-controlled berserk mechanical ducks that feed off of fear!
Release the super-fast super-intelligent genetically-engineered chimpunks!
Release the super-fast insane supersonic turkeys with self-destruct devices!
Release the super-strong porcupines that can smell fear!
Release the armored assasin turkeys!
Release the mind-controlled supersonic psychic yorkshire terriers that can smell fear!
Release the single-minded mules that are immune to bullets!

 

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