Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the genetically-engineered single-minded pigs that spit poison darts!
Release the super-strong berserk throat-ripping mechanical sheep that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the genetically-engineered single-minded stealthy squirrels!
Release the armored regenerating mice that are immune to bullets!
Release the telepathic robot armadilloes that feed off of fear!
Release the supersonic insane shape-shifting psychic porcupines!
Release the angry vampire chihuahuas with laser eyes!
Release the hateful lemmings with poisonous breath!
Release the giant throat-ripping vampire bears armed with machine guns!
Release the super-fast murderous leopards!
Release the super-strong throat-ripping android roaches!
Release the ninja robot sloths!
Release the hateful robot beavers that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the insane assasin demonic squirrels that spew deadly parasites!
Release the radioactive berserk rats powered by atomic energy!

 

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