Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the regenerating chihuahuas with laser eyes!
Release the enormous insane assasin psychic monkeys!
Release the radioactive crazed mechanical hamsters!
Release the giant berserk manatees!
Release the stealthy vampire ferrets!
Release the enormous angry gunea pigs!
Release the radioactive crazed genetically-engineered swans that spew deadly parasites!
Release the murderous psychic iguanas!
Release the stealthy mechanical ferrets!
Release the shape-shifting android rats that spew deadly parasites!
Release the regenerating shrimp that are immune to bullets!
Release the minature hamsters that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the sneaky shrimp that can interface with electronic devices!
Release the psychic vampire pandas that feed off of fear!
Release the crazed vampire porcupines!

 

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