Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the giant shape-shifting bears that spit poison darts!
Release the genetically-engineered telepathic robot porcupines!
Release the single-minded supersonic genetically-engineered whales with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the genetically-engineered crazed vampire sloths with self-destruct devices!
Release the super-strong chimpunks armed with machine guns!
Release the invisible assasin robot turkeys!
Release the sneaky stealthy kangaroos!
Release the angry shape-shifting demonic horses with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the super-fast psychopathic regenerating demonic possums that spit poison darts!
Release the enormous sneaky shape-shifting beavers that throw blasts of energy!
Release the minature whales with laser eyes!
Release the super-fast monkeys with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the enormous teleporting rats!
Release the enormous invisible housecats with poisonous breath!
Release the super-fast angry radioactive psychic sheep that can control minds!

 

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