Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the invisible chihuahuas that are immune to bullets!
Release the armored oxen with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the regenerating chihuahuas armed with machine guns!
Release the hateful sneaky psychic porcupines that feed off of fear!
Release the mind-controlled shape-shifting bears!
Release the sneaky berserk squirrels with laser eyes!
Release the ninja psychic deer!
Release the sneaky psychic horses that feed off of fear!
Release the enormous stealthy vampire oxen!
Release the stealthy psychic squirrels with self-destruct devices!
Release the psychopathic berserk psychic cheetahs with poisonous breath!
Release the regenerating berserk shape-shifting demonic bunnies!
Release the murderous regenerating psychic bunnies!
Release the insane super-intelligent aligators that can control minds!
Release the invisible cyborg deer with the ability to emit EMP bursts!

 

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