Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the enormous psychic genetically-engineered ducks with poisonous breath!
Release the giant single-minded throat-ripping badgers!
Release the armored psychopathic monkeys with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the invisible angry robot pigs!
Release the enormous berserk android horses that can smell fear!
Release the super-strong single-minded teleporting bears that live to destroy!
Release the armored psychic hamsters that throw blasts of energy!
Release the enormous insane psychic beavers with laser eyes!
Release the super-fast spiders powered by atomic energy!
Release the minature psychopathic sneaky bears that spit poison darts!
Release the minature murderous cyborg foxes that can smell fear!
Release the minature super-intelligent teleporting elephants!
Release the stealthy psychic shrimp!
Release the armored mind-controlled android foxes that spew deadly parasites!
Release the stealthy cyborg cheetahs!

 

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