Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the supersonic teleporting tigers with laser eyes!
Release the throat-ripping cyborg leopards that spew deadly parasites!
Release the cyborg ferrets with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the anthropomorphic super-intelligent horses that can control minds!
Release the stealthy mechanical monkeys!
Release the giant angry chickens that spew deadly parasites!
Release the supersonic stealthy vampire pigs that live to destroy!
Release the invisible kangaroos with laser eyes!
Release the radioactive iguanas with self-destruct devices!
Release the anthropomorphic murderous demonic monkeys!
Release the armored insane mechanical sloths that are immune to bullets!
Release the radioactive stealthy mules that feed off of fear!
Release the sneaky supersonic turkeys!
Release the crazed penguins that spew deadly parasites!
Release the assasin cyborg leopards!

 

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