Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the giant supersonic vampire mules that spit poison darts!
Release the cyborg mice that live to destroy!
Release the super-fast stealthy ducks that feed off of fear!
Release the regenerating invisible bunnies that can smell fear!
Release the minature ninja oxen powered by atomic energy!
Release the crazed ninja bears!
Release the angry berserk android sharks with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the enormous teleporting elephants that spew deadly parasites!
Release the super-fast murderous psychic pandas!
Release the super-fast regenerating robot leopards!
Release the super-strong supersonic hamsters with self-destruct devices!
Release the supersonic mechanical oxen that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the radioactive single-minded cheetahs that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the armored crazed ninja psychic kangaroos!
Release the murderous demonic roaches armed with machine guns!

 

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