Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the super-strong insane hamsters with laser eyes!
Release the super-strong berserk sharks!
Release the anthropomorphic sneaky mules with self-destruct devices!
Release the insane telepathic mechanical possums with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the psychic swans that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the psychic ducks that feed off of fear!
Release the single-minded mechanical horses!
Release the hateful super-intelligent psychic wildebeasts that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the insane robot foxes with poisonous breath!
Release the super-intelligent invisible hamsters!
Release the super-fast throat-ripping deer!
Release the armored single-minded teleporting squirrels with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the hateful robot mice with poisonous breath!
Release the berserk throat-ripping poodles!
Release the regenerating super-intelligent vampire mice that feed off of fear!

 

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