Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the murderous psychic armadilloes with poisonous breath!
Release the giant stealthy demonic chickens that feed off of fear!
Release the stealthy psychic gunea pigs that spew deadly parasites!
Release the super-intelligent stealthy robot squid!
Release the invisible telepathic monkeys!
Release the enormous super-intelligent bunnies!
Release the armored aligators with self-destruct devices!
Release the telepathic psychic mules that live to destroy!
Release the teleporting robot hippos that spit poison darts!
Release the throat-ripping psychic elephants!
Release the radioactive psychic spiders!
Release the stealthy elephants with laser eyes!
Release the super-strong sneaky porcupines!
Release the supersonic crazed android sharks with self-destruct devices!
Release the giant angry robot hippos that can emit electrical bursts!

 

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