Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the super-strong psychopathic genetically-engineered mice powered by atomic energy!
Release the berserk sneaky mules!
Release the mechanical mules that feed off of fear!
Release the sneaky stealthy psychic hippos with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the giant bears with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the armored angry supersonic rats!
Release the berserk psychic deer!
Release the anthropomorphic shape-shifting android bunnies!
Release the super-fast insane throat-ripping slugs!
Release the anthropomorphic possums with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the invisible super-intelligent wildebeasts with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the hateful mechanical penguins with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the berserk psychic beavers!
Release the assasin possums that throw blasts of energy!
Release the radioactive hateful android roaches armed with machine guns!

 

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