Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the sneaky super-intelligent wildebeasts with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the insane stealthy psychic porcupines that live to destroy!
Release the shape-shifting super-intelligent radioactive robot platypi!
Release the berserk stealthy hippos that spit poison darts!
Release the ninja vampire cheetahs!
Release the radioactive sneaky slugs that live to destroy!
Release the super-fast mind-controlled vampire turkeys that spew deadly parasites!
Release the genetically-engineered psychopathic supersonic cyborg roaches that spit poison darts!
Release the psychopathic telepathic vampire armadilloes!
Release the crazed genetically-engineered possums!
Release the minature ducks that spew deadly parasites!
Release the minature mind-controlled robot hummingbirds with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the super-fast psychopathic ninja cyborg elephants with poisonous breath!
Release the sneaky supersonic cyborg sloths!
Release the armored hateful invisible vampire cheetahs that spew deadly parasites!

 

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