Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the radioactive angry supersonic genetically-engineered capybaras that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the shape-shifting psychopathic capybaras!
Release the stealthy horses with poisonous breath!
Release the sneaky telepathic android chimpunks!
Release the android monkeys that are immune to bullets!
Release the supersonic psychopathic vampire yorkshire terriers!
Release the stealthy throat-ripping genetically-engineered swans that can smell fear!
Release the sneaky robot whales that feed off of fear!
Release the insane beavers that spew deadly parasites!
Release the teleporting pigs powered by atomic energy!
Release the sneaky super-intelligent demonic bears!
Release the super-fast insane throat-ripping sheep that spit poison darts!
Release the stealthy regenerating beavers that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the android spiders with laser eyes!
Release the vampire gekos that throw blasts of energy!

 

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