Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Asphalt Schizobomb
Atomic Chaps
Bacterial Gyro-stabilized Groper
Batter-dipped Atom-powered Concealer
Bionic Atomic Slapper
Cherry Adapter
Electromagnetic Chemical Cryoinfuriator
Flatulence Ultragrenade
Frictionless Ogler-o-meter
Gyro-stabilized Coffee Megabullet
Irritant Ultrasonic Masker-a-tron
Magnetizing Janitorial Retrorocket
Morse Gastrointestinal Geogrenade
Oscillating Internet-enabled Cheese
Pepper Watt Cocoa
Probe Cheese
Stupid Explosive Helioincinerator
Thread Fusion-powered Mechanailfile
Tripod-mounted Plywood Amplifier
Viral Atomic Electrorhymer

 

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