Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Bacon Gyroscopic Chip
Balsa Ultrasonic Ogler
Baseball Electronic Adapter
Carbon Yodeler-o-meter
Chip Schizoyodeler
Coffee Fusion-powered Healerorg
Cybernetic Magnetic Snorterizer
Deep-fried Fusion-powered Aerocalculator
Ectoplasmic Multismoker
Electromagnetic Aerococoa
Frictionless H.r. Driver-a-tron
Fusion-powered Insulter
Gps-enabled Lipstick Battery
Golfing Supersonic Chip
Iso 900-compliant Ohm Tripper
Knitting Kilodrive
Low-carb Nuclear-powered Belcherizer
Tile Neutron Hot Pants
Viral Janitorial Kilomissile
Vodka Gyroscopic Drive

 

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