Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Antimatter Spazzer
Atom-powered Guitar
Candy-coated Retroobliterator
Computerized Technothermos
Data-driven Tie
Expresso Electronic Biobattery
Frictionless Booger Holderoid
Fusion-powered Rap Kilocalculator
Gps-enabled Cubicle
Grout Detectorator
Gyroscopic Geofedora
Internet-enabled Volt Stinkerazer
Itching Klein Bottle
Magnetic Gauss Ultraannoyer
Minty Klein Bottle Belcher
Nuclear Chip Jukebox
Nuclear-powered Aquaprancer
Rainbow Speed Potato-peeler
Supersonic Vodka Blaster
Tripod-mounted Gluteal Obliteratorator

 

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