Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Complaining Gyro-stabilized Geocalculator
Computerized Chemical Gyrospanker
Computerized Joker
Ectoplasmic Annoyer
Electrical Expresso Cosmoelevator
Emergency Tile Gyrocalculator
Eyelash Pyrorocket
Frictionless Pyrorapper
Fusion-powered Gyrotripper
Heavy-metal Supersonic Aeroslippers
Itchy Acid Groperyzer
Janitorial Computerized Top-hat
Low-carb Chronobattery
Management Prankerorg
Non-euclidian Atomic Sneezer-o-meter
Plywood Magnetic Pranker
Polarized Jazz Pyrotrapper
Rice Cosmocomputer
Spastic Atom-powered Macrosurfboard
Tripod-mounted Gyro-stabilized Cosmodancer

 

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