Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Antimatter Tofu Detonator-o-mat
Antimatter Vomit Paralyser
Articulated Balsa Cannon
Baseball Nucleodeleter
Beer Electrical Groperizer
Cheese Nuclear-powered Nailfile
Computerized Gin Geobattery
Concrete Aeroyodeler
Electromagnetic Chain Insulter
Expresso Boosterizer
Frosted Missile Ultraeyeliner
Gravitic Gyro-stabilized Scarf
Gyro-stabilized Tofu Glider
Iso 900-compliant Rhymernoid
Klein Bottle Insulterazer
Military Internet-enabled Electroslapper
Plaid Transporter
Stupid Nuclear-powered Sneezer
Time Whiner
Ultrasonic Insulterizer

 

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