Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
B-movie Proton Insulter-o-meter
Baseball Nuclear-powered Barferizer
Bionic Asphalt Controller
Bionic Gin Glider
Chip Hyperspanker
Explosive Country-fried Zapperazer
Explosive Gyro-stabilized Socks
Fabulous Atomic Moleculocalculator
Gps-enabled Stupidity Compualternator
Gear Rapperanoid
Gyro-stabilized Sneezer
Gyroscopic Proton Hairspray
Internet-enabled Washer-a-tron
Jazz Computerized Motor
Morse Missile
Polymorphic Eyedrop Elevatororg
Rainbow Calculatorazer
Spastic Hyperchip
Spastic Magnetic Stinker-a-tron
Stabilized Fusion-powered Belcher

 

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