Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Carbonated Nuclear-powered Schizoelectrocuter
Chemical Expresso Glider
Cybernetic Jockstrap
Deep-fried Klein Bottle Multinotebook
Electrical Aquayodeler
Electrical Death Bioinsulter
Electrical Gyroinsulter
Electromagnetic Halitosis Blaster
Electronic Insulterator
Gluteal Gyropiston
Gyro-stabilized Cinnamon Gyroensnarer
Healing Garlic Technobooster
Incinerating Cabbage Oscillatoroid
Internet-enabled Ogler
Military-grade Belchernoid
Non-euclidian Vodka Targeter
Nuclear-powered Schizojoker
Repairing Gin Grenade
Stabilized Yodeler
Yarn Gyroscopic Bullet

 

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