Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Candy-coated Electrical Multipiston
Frosted Supersonic Mechateleporter
Fusion-powered Bullet Retrowasher
Gastrointestinal Technoindicator
Gluteal Electromagnetic Pencil
Gravitic Compuxylophone
Gyroscopic Dancerion
Internet-enabled Jalapino Mutillatorizer
Jalapino Atomic Kilotop-hat
Jalapino Ultradrive
Jazz Atom-powered Bomb
Low-carb Aerocannon
Minaturized Dynatripper
Nuclear-powered Snorter
Polymorphic Surfboard Dynaconcealer
Refittable Tile Melter-o-meter
Stabilized Grout Trapper-o-mat
Thread Gyroscopic Cryorocket
Transmuting Bacon Technoparalyser
Ultrasonic Joker-a-tron

 

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