Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Chemical Tea Multichip
Country-fried Fusion-powered Aquabattery
Deep-fried Chronopiston
Electromagnetic Rhymerator
Electronic Cigar Cannon
Frosted Atom-powered Booster
Fusion-powered Carbon Prankerizer
Gyro-stabilized Mascara
H.r. Electrical Ultraconcealer
Heavy-metal Internet-enabled Mechainfuriator
Itchy Computerized Cubicle
Jazz Explosive Pranker
Magnetic Drive Nucleosnorter
Morse Cubicle Bullet
Refittable Cigar Crematoryzer
Supersonic Antimatter Yodelerorg
Targeting Burrito Nucleorocket
Thread Motor Flurohot Pants
Tripod-mounted Grout Kiloklein Bottle
Ultrasonic Milk Ultratargeter

 

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