Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Ablative Stupidity Schizotargeter
Algebraic Teleporteryzer
Algebraic Ultrasonic Macrobattery
Bacon Mechafreezer
Country-fried Electrical Eliminatoranoid
Country-fried Nuclear-powered Cannon
Ectoplasmic Rainbow Prowlerizer
Extra-dimensional Cubicle Missile
Frictionless Magnetic Lithotripper
Fusion-powered Pushpin Piston
Garlic Nuclear Ultracontroller
Heavy-metal Cryomutillator
Morse Ultraincinerator
Nuclear-powered Tripperorg
Polymorphic Electromagnetic Canoe
Repairing H.r. Alternator
Targeting Bureaucratic Nucleoensnarer
Tripod-mounted Explosive Groper
Tripod-mounted Muffin Probe
Varicose Flurosimulator

 

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