Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Automated Internet-enabled Joker
Broccoli Healerator
Cherry Supersonic Dynacubicle
Cryogenic Jalapino Moleculodrive
Cybernetic Supersonic Mechanailclipper
Explosive Barferizer
Explosive Flatulence Chronotransmitter
Fusion-powered Grenade Dancer
Gauss Cryosofa
Gear Spanker
Gyro-stabilized Slappernoid
Gyro-stabilized Spastic Rocket
Gyroscopic Drive Insulteroid
Iso 900-compliant Astrogrenade
Moronic Nuclear-powered Cloaker
Nuclear-powered Antimatter Sneezernoid
Sub-spatial Retropantyhose
Sweater Helioflyer
Ultrasonic Bioprancer
Vanilla Nuclear Groper

 

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