Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Coffee Electrical Hankerchief
Computerized Cocoa Concealer
Computerized Smoker
Deep-fried Atom-powered Nucleoinfuriator
Electrical Pencil
Explosive Java Nucleoprobe
Extra-dimensional Suppository Megacannon
Gravitic Awesome Chronocontroller
Gyrating Atom-powered Nucleostinker
Gyroscopic Cake Gyroelectrocuter
Healing Morse Eliminator
Heavy-metal Volt Nailfile
Internet-enabled Neutron Chronoharibrush
Internet-enabled Prancer
Jalapino Pyromasker
Magnetic Joker
Polymorphic Nuclear-powered Kilocubicle
Programmable Electromagnetic Washernoid
Stupid Gyroscopic Astrowarper
Supersonic Cryosofa

 

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