Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
B-movie Speed Cosmoslippers
Carb-free Grenade
Cocoa Internet-enabled Bullet
Electronic Snot Retrobomb
Explosive Hairspray Missile
Fusion-powered Neutron Spazzer
Gps-enabled Thread Levitator
Garlic Fusion-powered Spork
Gravitic Fusion-powered Notepad
Gravitic Raspberry Blaster-o-meter
Gravitic Shampoo Dynanegator
Gyro-stabilized Heliodancer
Gyro-stabilized Rhymer
Gyroscopic Flowchart Pyrobomb
Motor Bioburrito
Paranormal Corset Cryoklein Bottle
Plywood Supersonic Slapperorg
Polarized Halitosis Multimasker
Spastic Gyroscopic Technoknitting
Supersonic Belcher-a-tron

 

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