Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Alternating Stickpin Motor
Bionic Disco Simulatornoid
Computerized Vanilla Mutillator
Explosive Drive Cosmobelcher
Fork Grenade
Gravitic Prancerizer
Gyrating Home Economics Trapperizer
Gyro-stabilized Fuzzy-wuzzy Pyrocremator
Iso 900-compliant Explosive Targeter
Knitting Schizodrive
Minty Internet-enabled Drive
Modified Vanilla Piston
Moronic Astrodriver
Pepper Antimatter Sneezer
Repairing Fusion-powered Lithoexpresso
Snot Chronomotor
Transforming Tablecloth Computer
Ultrasonic Bacon Blaster
Vanilla Biochip
Volt Barfer

 

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