Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Automatic Magnetic Ultraxylophone
Bullet Aquanailclipper
Burrito Atom-powered Compuelectrocuter
Computerized Macrogolf Club
Electron Mechanokazoo
Gin Mechaparalyser
Gyrating Internet-enabled Kiloinfuriator
Gyro-stabilized Volt Schizowasher
Mobius Electronic Technorhymer
Nuclear Pranker
Nuclear-powered Nailfile
Polarized Socks
Polymorphic Stupid Electrobooster
Raspberry Targeter
Soup Probe
Succotash Detonator-a-tron
Supersonic Baseball Trapperorg
Ultrasonic Eyelash Calculator
Variable Stupid Battery
Varicose Computerized Burrito

 

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