Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Automated Jazz Detector
Bacon Electrical Schizowasher
Bacteria Stinker
Cocoa Elevatornoid
Complaining Electromagnetic Missile
Deep-fried Gyro-stabilized Schizodetector
Flamboyant Probe Rapperanoid
Gastrointestinal Ultrasonic Schizobomb
Gin Atom-powered Annoyer
Gluteal Nuclear-powered Missile
Gravitic Mechayodeler
Gyroscopic Mollusk Mechawarper
Jalapino Heliocalculator
Knitting Computerized Whiner
Military-grade Burbon Calculator
Minty Gyroscopic Retroguitar
Nuclear Vodka Schizotransporter
Spastic Internet-enabled Masker-o-mat
Supersonic Astroeyedrop
Ultrasonic Rapper

 

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