Wacky Gadget Generator
Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.
My future Sanctum plans are here. Grab the data archives here!
Gadgets
Ablative Snot Technocalculator
Algebraic Carbon Mecharapper
Articulated Gyroscopic Mechanosweater
Beer Retroconcealer
Cabbage Magnetic Underwear
Cell Ogler
Computerized Football
Deep-fried Electrical Helionailclipper
Electromagnetic Concrete Calculator
Fusion-powered Electron Dynadancer
Garlic Chemical Lithotutu
Gin Acid Astronotebook
Industrial-strength Flatulent Blaster
Industrial-strength Internet-enabled Notepad
Military Golfing Blasterazer
Multi-function Plaid Kilozapper
Nuclear Rocket Stinker
Polymorphic Infuriator-o-meter
Tripod-mounted Megarhymer
Watt Underwear
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