Wacky Gadget Generator
Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.
My future Sanctum plans are here. Grab the data archives here!
Gadgets
Automatic Joker
Bacon Elevator
Bacon Fusion-powered Heliocremator
Carbon Megabarfer
Carbonated Computerized Kiloogler
Data-driven Fuzzy-wuzzy Catcherizer
Deep-fried Stasis Jokerorg
Electrical Corset Flyer
Electromagnetic Pinball Kilobattery
Electronic Mechanospanker
Explosive Chemical Schizoinfuriator
Expresso Macroincinerator
Flatulent Internet-enabled Compuskateboard
Frosted Magnetic Catcherazer
Gyro-stabilized Gear Irritant
Itching Explosive Cryoprancer
Mobius Cheese Transmitterorg
Targeting Beer Adapter
Targeting Thread Nucleoconcealer
Ultrasonic Mascara Paralyser
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