Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Automated Skateboard
Computerized Atomic Spanker
Dimensional Itching Freezeryzer
Electron Spazzer-a-tron
Emergency Cola Concealernoid
Flatuence Dynagrenade
Flatulence Aerosimulator
Fusion-powered Jockstrap
Gps-enabled Atomic Barfer
Gastrointestinal Drive
Gluteal Bomb
Golfing Ultrasonic Trippernoid
Gyro-stabilized Whiteboard Electrocomputer
Military Gluteal Gyrocannon
Mollusk Bullet
Multi-function Cocoa Biofreezer
Targeting Windshield Geoadapter
Ultrasonic Ectoplasm Cosmoslippers
Varicose Gyroscopic Schizodrive
Wacky Carbon Cocoa

 

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