Wacky Gadget Generator
Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.
My future Sanctum plans are here. Grab the data archives here!
Gadgets
Atomic Hairline Warper
Automated Astrobarfer
Automatic Computerized Hypersnorter
Automatic Corset Elevator
Balsa Computerized Joker
Bureaucratic Drive Mechanovase
Cocoa Internet-enabled Mechanoeggbeater
Ectoplasmic Tripperyzer
Electromagnetic Cosmoinsulter
Expresso Explosive Bomb
Fabulous Holderion
Fusion-powered Eyelash Computer
Gravitic Gyro-stabilized Panties
Gyroscopic Cinnamon Booster-o-meter
Healing Carbonated Helioprobe
Industrial-strength Hyperblackjack
Management Ultrasonic Slippers
Passenger-side Multiirritant
Ultrasonic Insulterorg
Viral Atomic Annoyer-a-tron
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