Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Antimatter Ultrasonic Joker-a-tron
Cactus Missile
Computerized Hairspray Catcher
Data-driven Gluteal Mechanostealer
Electromagnetic Missile Pyrostocking
Explosive Prancer
Fusion-powered Ohm Socks
Gps-enabled Frosted Rocket
Gyroscopic Drive Slapper
Internet-enabled Battery Pyropiano
Internet-enabled Ohm Rapper
Military-grade Heliosnorter
Ohm Lithopushpin
Plywood Computerized Astrotargeter
Programmable Computerized Groper
Soap Multiblaster
Stabilized Atom-powered Washer
Targeting Underwear Geodetonator
Transmuting Coffee Obliteratornoid
Varicose Kilocloaker

 

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