Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Atom-powered Baseball Cannon
Atomic Drywall Hypermissile
Chocolate-coated Electromagnetic Blackjack
Coffee Atom-powered Whiner-o-meter
Cola Rocket
Computerized Yodeler
Electromagnetic Cigar Mechanoilluminator
Gyroscopic Whinerazer
Internet-enabled Tile Eliminator
Jalapino Grenade Yodeler
Multi-function Batter-dipped Trapper
Nasal Rocket
Nuclear-powered Cupcake Targeter
Paranormal Wine Lithobattery
Plaid Carbon Ultrasofa
Plaid Electrical Hot Pants
Refittable Thermos
Repairing Potato Controller-a-tron
Stabilized Second-hand Helioadapter
Succotash Megatransporter

 

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