Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Bacon Melter
Bacterial Flamboyant Chip
Cake Aquapiston
Cherry Computerized Bioflyer
Chocolate Gauss Yodeler
Complaining Death Stocking
Electromagnetic Concrete Cryoinsulter
Electronic Volt Washerizer
Electronic Watt Mechanocufflink
Expresso Magnetic Oven Mitt
Eyedrop Stealeryzer
Gluteal Magnetic Pyroslapper
Golfing Fusion-powered Fluroannoyer
Gyro-stabilized Ultrasonic Hyperinfuriator
Iso 900-compliant Electrical Yodeler
Janitorial Computerized Glider
Thread Electrical Retroobliterator
Time Prancer
Viral Astrogolf Club
Yarn Geoilluminator

 

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