Wacky Gadget Generator
Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.
My future Sanctum plans are here. Grab the data archives here!
Gadgets
Atom-powered Salt Chip
Automatic Morse Ultratargeter
Bacon Explosive Rapper
Carbon Ladle
Carbonated Piston Underwear
Data-driven Minty Deleter
Electromagnetic Egg Transporteryzer
Explosive Hypersmoker
Fried Computerized Nucleorapper
Fusion-powered Broccoli Hypermissile
Gastrointestinal Explosive Controlleranoid
Gluteal Ultrasonic Ogler-o-meter
Golfing Graviton Heliowasher
Industrial-strength Internet-enabled Spazzer
Itchy Ultrasonic Cryotop-hat
Jalapino Amplifier
Knitting Nuclear Flurocannon
Nuclear-powered Stir-fry Blaster
Passenger-side Burrito Aquasimulator
Polymorphic Georapper
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