Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Bacteria Insulter
Baseball Ectoplasm Ogler
Cheese Dimension Slapperazer
Cigar Electrozapper
Coffee Compudeleter
Computerized Surfboard
Dynamic Moronic Mechanoteleporter
Expresso Gyroscopic Amplifier
Gluteal Cloaker
Heavy-metal Atom-powered Pyrodetonator
High-speed Hairspray Sensorizer
Internet-enabled Supersonic Hot Pants
Itching Retrotargeter
Nuclear Bullet Retrosneezer
Nuclear Hummus Probe
Ohm Underwear
Plywood Computerized Joker
Thread Cryocannon
Variable Morse Calculator
Viral Explosive Moleculoeyedrop

 

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