Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Automated Computerized Dynasandals
Beer Missile
Coffee Internet-enabled Hypertransporter
Data-driven Tile Motor
Electrical Drive Insulter
Fuzzy-wuzzy Gyro-stabilized Rocket
Gps-enabled Cheese Rocket
Gastrointestinal Carbon Schizosneezer
Gyro-stabilized Bacon Cryobattery
Low-carb Magnetic Technobelcher
Minaturized Irritant Healer
Minty Drive Mechaslapper
Multi-function Gastrointestinal Cannon
Neutron Schizojoker
Oscillating Piano
Piston Electrosmoker
Raspberry Alternatornoid
Self-regulating Electromagnetic Spazzer
Taco Pyroholder
Transmuting Mollusk Prowler

 

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