Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Atomic Volt Socks
Automated Beer Retrocalculator
Batter-dipped Gyro-stabilized Oglernoid
Bionic Whiner
Chip Washer
Computerized Sneezer-o-mat
Configurable Passenger-side Detonatorazer
Ectoplasm Flurocabbage
Golf Mechanotransporter
Gyro-stabilized Doodlernoid
Iso 900-compliant Pimple Bullet
Irritant Electromissile
Irritant Missile Rhymer-a-tron
Itching Internet-enabled Helioshampoo
Low-carb Gyro-stabilized Xylophone
Military Cosmocorset
Nuclear-powered Time Prankerazer
Second-hand Magnetic Doodler
Self-regulating Onion Flurowarper
Supersonic Yodelerizer

 

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