Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Deep-fried Computerized Megailluminator
Deep-fried Electromagnetic Prancernoid
Electromagnetic Ectoplasm Xylophone
Electromagnetic Electrobarfer
Flatulent Electronic Technoincinerator
Fusion-powered Chemical Astrowasher
Gyro-stabilized Hairspray
Gyro-stabilized Lithotripper
High-speed Deep-fried Geotargeter
Incinerating Expresso Calculatororg
Internet-enabled Chain Insulter
Internet-enabled Drywall Bomb
Nasal Death Sneezer
Non-euclidian Dynabra
Oscillating Balsa Drive
Passenger-side Drywall Chronoglider
Plaid Klein Bottle Groperyzer
Repairing Eggbeater
Stabilized Egg Drive
Ultrasonic Blender

 

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