Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Antimatter Schizosnorter
Bacterial Whiner
Batter-dipped Probe
Bullet Megawhiner
Burrito Gyro-stabilized Eliminatoranoid
Chemical Helioinfuriator
Configurable Explosive Dancer
Data-driven Aeroslapper
Ectoplasmic Expresso Calculator
Electrical Spoon
Explosive Cryounderwear
Explosive Piston Aerounderwear
Internet-enabled Carbon Stinkeranoid
Neutron Electroannoyer
Nuclear-powered Gyrosneezer
Nuclear-powered Speed Cabbage
Polka Ultrasonic Amplifier
Scotch Cremator-a-tron
Stupid Speed Joker
Targeting Gyro-stabilized Cryoinfuriator

 

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