Wacky Gadget Generator
Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.
My future Sanctum plans are here. Grab the data archives here!
Gadgets
Cinnamon Geochip
Disco Magnetic Grenade
Ectoplasmic Internet-enabled Jockstrap
Electromagnetic Dimension Blackjack
Electronic Gear Biodesk
Expresso Booster
Gluteal Explosive Prowler-o-mat
Gluteal Transporter
Incinerating Cake
Internet-enabled Bullet Doodler
Internet-enabled Football Probe
Oscillating Internet-enabled Eyedrop
Paranormal Deep-fried Mechanoteleporter
Polymorphic Gyrounderwear
Rainbow Aerolevitator
Targeting Tofu
Tofu Cryoalternator
Ultrasonic Speed Cryospanker
Unstable Fusion-powered Heliohairspray
Volt Doodler
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