Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Atomic Vodka Mutillator
Beer Fusion-powered Cosmocontroller
Candy-coated Atom-powered Washeryzer
Chip Hyperstocking
Electronic Dancer
Eyedrop Macrostealer
Frosted Supersonic Aquatricycle
Fusion-powered Retroeggbeater
Gyro-stabilized Subtraction Detector
Gyroscopic Mechapantyhose
Gyroscopic Rhymerion
Healing Schizospazzer
Internet-enabled Concrete Maskerator
Nuclear Insulter
Passenger-side Cryoburrito
Plywood Computerized Cosmogolf Club
Soup Controlleroid
Soup Kilocannon
Soup Nucleorocket
Tripod-mounted Nasal Technoconcealer

 

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