Wacky Gadget Generator
Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.
My future Sanctum plans are here. Grab the data archives here!
Gadgets
Algebraic Atom-powered Rocket
Alternating Electrical Cryogroper
Atom-powered Gyrosocks
Bacterial Pepper Booster
Baseball Mutillator
Bureaucracy Multicontroller
Bureaucratic Chip Pranker-o-meter
Bureaucratic Fusion-powered Concealerizer
Burrito Fluropiston
Coffee Electromagnetic Chip
Electronic Snot Battery
Gyro-stabilized Rhymer
Gyroscopic Electron Whineroid
Hockey Calculator
Hummus Alternator-o-mat
Low-carb Ultrasonic Adapter
Nuclear-powered Windshield Illuminator
Passenger-side Hockey Transmitter
Passenger-side Internet-enabled Infuriatorazer
Plywood Deleter
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