Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Atom-powered Slappernoid
Burrito Ohm Prancer
Coffee Probe
Explosive Belcher-a-tron
Fuzzy-wuzzy Atomic Grenade
Gps-enabled Chocolate-coated Blasteryzer
Gluteal Gyro-stabilized Missile
Grout Cosmoblaster
Gyrating Stickpin Cosmorocket
H.r. Electrical Zapper
Janitorial Speed Canoe
Morse Computerized Washeroid
Morse Supersonic Jeans
Multi-function Atom-powered Barferator
Second-hand Fusion-powered Dancerator
Self-regulating Hairline Rocket
Sub-spatial Booger Probe
Ultrasonic Potato Drive
Ultrasonic Sweater Negatororg
Varicose Wire Infuriator

 

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