Wacky Gadget Generator
Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.
My future Sanctum plans are here. Grab the data archives here!
Gadgets
Annoying Explosive Bomb
Configurable Onion Chip
Drive Underwear
Drywall Megaadapter
Emergency Tape Gyromasker
Gastrointestinal Fusion-powered Dynanotepad
Gin Nuclear-powered Simulator-o-meter
Golfing Moleculocremator
Gyro-stabilized Hairspray Aeroelevator
Gyro-stabilized Mollusk Targeter
Gyroscopic Ultratop-hat
Healing Atomic Panties
Heavy-metal Blaster-o-meter
Internet-enabled Antimatter Slapperazer
Mobius Electronic Ultraspanker
Nasal Ultrasonic Transporterorg
Nuclear-powered Stickpin Teleporterizer
Onion Proton Snorter
Plaid Explosive Ultrarollerskates
Ultrasonic Beer Pyroholder
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