Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Annoying Nuclear-powered Retropiston
Atom-powered Windshield Kilomotor
Bacterial Complaining Fluroadapter
Burbon Drive
Chemical Supersonic Hyperbarfer
Chocolate Gyro-stabilized Mechasneezer
Cigar Obliteratoryzer
Computerized Rhymer-o-meter
Electrical Infuriator
Frictionless Prancer
Gravitic Moleculoslapper
Gyrating Second-hand Controllerazer
Jazz Computerized Driver
Magnetic Time Ultrabelcher
Military Soap Pyroadapter
Multi-function Retrosandals
Pepper Aquaindicator
Polarized Flatulent Transporterion
Self-regulating Latte
Volt Astrospazzer

 

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