Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Chocolate-coated Computerized Sofa
Cybernetic Supersonic Rhymernoid
Electronic Sandals
Extra-dimensional Frosted Megailluminator
Flamboyant Gyro-stabilized Kiloeyedrop
H.r. Geoprobe
H.r. Nuclear Aeroshampoo
Irritant Nucleoalternator
Magnetic Antimatter Nucleoscarf
Non-euclidian Nuclear-powered Barfer
Non-euclidian Varicose Mechanoklein Bottle
Nuclear-powered Halitosis Multicalculator
Nuclear-powered Ignorance Calculator
Scotch Cannon
Speed Slapper
Stabilized Top-hat
Supersonic Cupcake Freezer-o-meter
Supersonic Dynaogler
Targeting Heavy-metal Mechanomotor
Ultrasonic Rapperator

 

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