Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Cabbage Drive Yodelernoid
Cherry Watt Ogleranoid
Cog Stinker
Configurable Slapper
Electromagnetic Cell Top-hat
Frictionless Cocoa Oscillator
Gin Antimatter Whinerizer
Gyro-stabilized Wine Schizochip
Internet-enabled Death Schizosnorter
Internet-enabled Groper
Itching Atomic Nailfile
Military Milk Schizohealer
Motor Tripper-a-tron
Nuclear Java Moleculobattery
Polarized Nuclear-powered Stinker
Supersonic Ultralatte
Tile Nuclear Probe
Tile Proton Washer
Ultrasonic Hyperrapper
Viral Country-fried Bullet

 

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