Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Bionic Ultrasonic Electrolatte
Electromagnetic Electron Multicigar
Electronic Death Notebook
Electronic Flatuence Catcher-o-meter
Explosive Proton Piano
Garlic Chip
Gyro-stabilized Biohot Pants
Heavy-metal Nuclear-powered Sneezerion
Jalapino Explosive Rapper-o-mat
Magnetic Polka Drive
Military-grade Halitosis Pyromotor
Nuclear Drive Mechanooar
Nuclear Lipstick Ultramotor
Nuclear-powered Halitosis Mechaprowler
Nuclear-powered Technocufflink
Passenger-side Circuit Ogler
Spastic Chip Compusneezer
Stupid Chemical Doodler
Stupid Supersonic Cryocanoe
Tripod-mounted Aeroblackjack

 

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