Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Coffee Battery Spanker
Configurable Barferion
Electron Hyperlipstick
Expresso Atom-powered Electrobelcher
Fork Ultradrive
Gps-enabled Batter-dipped Zapper
Golfing Fusion-powered Nucleocigar
Gyro-stabilized Sneezer
Gyroscopic Electrical Lithohankerchief
Gyroscopic Jukebox
Illiteracy Crematorazer
Itching Bullet
Janitorial Driver
Mobius Flatuence Nucleodetonator
Mollusk Catcher
Motor Pyrocubicle
Ohm Lampshade
Polymorphic Eyelash Warper-a-tron
Second-hand Chronogrenade
Stabilized Kilospoon

 

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