Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Computerized Java Hypercannon
Country-fried Gear Moleculoscotch
Dynamic Rapperizer
Electrical Knitting Schizodetector
Emergency Lampshade Targeteranoid
Explosive Disco Driver
Frictionless Cabbage Ultrabomb
Internet-enabled Frosting Kilogrenade
Internet-enabled Scotch Chip
Magnetic Scarf Alternator-o-mat
Minty Fusion-powered Incineratoranoid
Moronic Speed Cryosocks
Non-euclidian Stupid Ultrahealer
Soup Negator
Succotash Prowler
Supersonic Cell Dynalampshade
Supersonic Tripperator
Tile Driver
Transmuting Magnetic Gyrorhymer
Ultrasonic Magnetic Cryorollerskates

 

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