Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Articulated Internet-enabled Sweater
Batter-dipped Nuclear Probe
Bionic Explosive Danceroid
Burrito Gyrocremator
Carbonated Nuclear Yodeleroid
Computerized Illiteracy Pyrorocket
Configurable Electromagnetic Lithokyak
Configurable Garlic Electrocuterizer
Deep-fried Time Slappernoid
Dimension Cryoinsulter
Explosive Chip Tripper
H.r. Nuclear Piston
Healing Dynabelcher
Irritant Gyro-stabilized Mechanowasher
Jalapino Ultrasonic Megamissile
Magnetic Macrogroper
Mobius Technospanker
Oscillating Stupid Moleculotransmitter
Rocket Washernoid
Time Potato-peeler

 

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