Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Bacon Illuminator
Bacterial Moleculocake
Balsa Fusion-powered Levitator
Cabbage Adapterizer
Configurable Computerized Infuriator-a-tron
Cybernetic Coffee Masker
Electromagnetic Bullet Jokerorg
Explosive Bureaucratic Chronoprobe
Garlic Masker-o-mat
Irritant Electronic Retroalternator
Passenger-side Computerized Flyerator
Plywood Acid Biobelcher
Proton Joker
Raspberry Gyro-stabilized Melterion
Stabilized Spork Electrobullet
Targeting Nuclear-powered Groper
Transmuting Megaeyedrop
Ultrasonic Wire Heliostinker
Variable Spit Bomb
Vodka Gyro-stabilized Holder-o-meter

 

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