The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Amazing Cream Ray
Balsa Storm
Cure Bedhead in Wrestler
Cure Irregularity in Manicurist
Cursed Ceremony of the Mustard Dragon
Grand Pool of Cotton Candy
Heavenly Butter Aura
Invoke Anal-Retentiveness in Costumer
Luminous Evocation of the Elvis Impersonators
Puddle of Low Self-Esteem
Spastic Bolt of Chocolate
Transform Salad Dressing Demon
Transmute Geeks
Unbelievable Incantation of Tea
Vortex of Incontinence

 

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