The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astrological Invocation of Syrup
Cabalistic Rite of Cotton Candy
Cage of Vaseline
Cheese Torus
Create Belching in Goths
Cursed Invocation of Steak Sauce
Eliminate Halitosis
Heal Diarrhea
Invoke Butter Golem
Invoke Halitosis
Maelstorm of Milk
Overwhelming Invocation of the Salad Dressing Golem
Prismatic Rite of Baldness
Sorcerous Rite of Cowlicks
Spastic Bolt of Vinegar

 

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