The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Rite of Drooling
Amazing Rite of Nose Picking
Astral Zone of Foot Odor
Dispell Vindictiveness in Chimneysweep
Eliminate Impoliteness
Flaming Puddle of Sinus Drainage
Flaming Ritual of the Panhandler
Flaming Shield of Irritation
Heavenly Transfiguration of Juice
Hermetic Vaseline Beam
Holy Ritual of the Persperation Demon
Necromantic Chant of Deoderant
Sorcerous Vaseline Pool
Ultimate Invocation of the Florists
Unbelievable Field of Piles

 

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