The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Cabalistic Assault of Vinegar
Damned Transfiguration of the Tinsel Devil
Dispell Diarrhea in Church Ladies
Flaming Pornography Storm
Heavenly Evocation of Sawdust
Hellish Enchantment of the Boyband
Illusionary Ceremony of the Babysitters
Induce Nose Picking in Accountants
Invoke Baldness
Invoke Bedhead
Luminous Hair Zone
Luminous Spell of the Cream Giant
Puddle of Back Pain
Sorcerous Coffee Blob
Spray of Onion Dip

 

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