The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Amazing Spell of Cramps
Astonishing Cube of Bad Hygene
Beam of Onion Dip
Call Wrestler
Cursed Field of Anal-Retentiveness
Dark Storm of Saliva
Destroy Vaseline Dragon
Dispell Sinus Drainage in Groupie
Great Beam of Cotton
Heal Diarrhea
Heavenly Incantation of the Tap Dancer
Mystic Ritual of the Cabbage Fairy
Necromantic Enchantment of Foot Fetish
Spastic Enchantment of Anal-Retentiveness
Summon Pus Spirit

 

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