The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Erruption of Back Pain
Astral Enchantment of the Mustard Golem
Astrological Storm of Butter
Cause Annoyance in Strippers
Eliminate Crossdressing
Eliminate Warts in Ravers
Great Vortex of Corn
Induce Low Self-Esteem
Induce Sunburn in Groupie
Mystic Cube of Onion Dip
Overwhelming Transfiguration of Flatulence
Pool of Syrup
Prismatic Yogurt Bolt
Sorcerous Transfiguration of the Balsa Spirit
Ultimate Curse of Butter

 

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