The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astonishing Enchantment of Cola
Damned Evocation of Detergent
Dark Ball of Drunkeness
Dread Invocation of the Halitosis Devil
Etheral Sausage Shield
Hermetic Rite of Grumpiness
Hermetic Wall of Silliness
Illusionary Spout of Ranting
Induce Stomach Upset
Invoke Hemorrhoids in Schoolteachers
Irritate Comedians
Slay Florist
Sorcerous Beam of Low Self-Esteem
Sorcerous Incantation of Drooling
Warp of Low Self-Esteem

 

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