The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Bolt of Ice Cream
Aura of Coffee
Corn Ball
Cure Annoyance in Panhandlers
Dark Spell of Pasta
Etheral Invocation of the Juice Entity
Extra-Planar Disc of Snot
Extra-Planar Spell of the Geek
Induce Impoliteness
Invoke Schoolteachers
Maelstorm of Milk
Overwhelming Transfiguration of the Fangirl
Spout of Fertlizer
Transform Drool Giant
Unbelievable Incantation of the Dandruff Golem

 

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