The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Blob of Nervousness
Alchemical Storm of Hemorrhoids
Cabalistic Transfiguration of Pornography
Divine Transfiguration of Bad Hair
Flaming Enchantment of Vaseline
Heavenly Chant of Hair
Holy Enchantment of Halitosis
Maelstorm of Pudding
Mucus Beam
Occult Chant of the Syrup Devil
Prismatic Cola Cage
Sausage Maelstorm
Speak with Caffene Giant
Sphere of Foot Fetish
Unholy Warp of Cardboard

 

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