The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astral Chant of Low Self-Esteem
Damned Transfiguration of Corn
Dark Juice Storm
Dark Milk Maelstorm
Eliminate Hemorrhoids in Costumers
Extra-Planar Transfiguration of the Florists
Grand Jet of Sausage
Illusionary Warp of Irritation
Induce Impoliteness in Florist
Invoke Sinus Drainage
Luminous Ceremony of the Crossdresser
Mystic Snot Ray
Occult Vinegar Ball
Overwhelming Torus of Bile
Puddle of Neuroses

 

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