The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Enchantment of Low Self-Esteem
Astonishing Cube of Tea
Astral Chant of Annoyance
Ball of Saliva
Banish Pasta Dragon
Burning Cabbage Shield
Cosmic Pool of Toejam
Destroy Female Impersonators
Flaming Spell of Noodles
Globe of Incontinence
Heal Drooling
Hellish Ritual of the Dentist
Puddle of Tinsel
Spout of Detergent
Talk to Bacon Elemental

 

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