The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Create Hemorrhoids in Wrestlers
Dark Enchantment of the Sausage Fairy
Dispell Bad Hygene in Schoolteachers
Divine Shield of Bacon
Dominate Pudding Devil
Hair Cage
Heal Constipation in Manicurist
Holy Ceremony of Dandruff
Illusionary Enchantment of Complaining
Induce Foot Odor in Dentists
Infernal Chant of the Stripper
Invoke Nervousness
Overwhelming Evocation of Acne
Storm of Split Ends
Torus of Vaseline

 

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