The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Ball of Drunkeness
Bind Raver
Burning Beam of Impoliteness
Cabalistic Evocation of Champaigne
Cube of Cardboard
Divine Armor of Bad Hair
Etheral Incantation of Hair
Hellish Invocation of Anal-Retentiveness
Illusionary Puddle of Irritation
Illusionary Wall of Drooling
Induce Grumpiness in Fanboys
Infernal Evocation of the Dandruff Fairy
Invisibility to Female Impersonators
Invoke Raver
Spiritual Ritual of the Babysitters

 

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