The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Transfiguration of the Yarn Spirit
Astral Beam of Salad Dressing
Ball of Dandruff
Call Fangirl
Call Florists
Cause Sunburn in Clowns
Cosmic Spell of the Persperation Demon
Dispell Irritation
Flaming Curse of Arrogance
Great Ritual of Crossdressing
Illusionary Cabbage Storm
Invoke Baldness
Prismatic Chant of Batter
Storm of Batter
Storm of Butter

 

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