The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Earwax Pool
Astrological Globe of Anal-Retentiveness
Eliminate Piles in Wrestler
Etheral Dandruff Blast
Holy Zone of Snot
Invoke Immaturity
Jet of Cardboard
Magical Rite of the Wannabes
Meat Blast
Occult Ceremony of the Corn Giant
Prismatic Enchantment of Saliva
Prismatic Enchantment of the Juice Elemental
Protection from Cabbage Golem
Ultimate Chant of Flatulence
Vortex of Toejam

 

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