The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astonishing Ceremony of the Coffee Fairy
Cube of Ramen
Cursed Blast of Anal-Retentiveness
Erruption of Detergent
Etheral Rite of the Groupie
Invoke Cramps
Jet of Coffee
Luminous Spell of Caffene
Protection from Syrup Angel
Shield of Cardboard
Talk to Pornography Golem
Tea Jet
Tickle Corn Giant
Tickle Sausage Elemental
Transform Deoderant Giant

 

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