The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Maelstorm of Hemorrhoids
Astonishing Evocation of the Yarn Angel
Bacon Glob
Burning Transfiguration of Stupidity
Cause Neuroses in Boybands
Communicate with Strippers
Etheral Blast of Dandruff
Field of Vinegar
Heal Annoyance in Female Impersonators
Invisibility to Persperation Elemental
Necromantic Spell of Low Self-Esteem
Necromantic Tea Maelstorm
Pool of Neuroses
Prismatic Diarrhea Jet
Storm of Bacon

 

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