The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Ray of Vinegar
Annoy Syrup Dragon
Astounding Rite of the Female Impersonators
Aura of Incontinence
Bolt of Yogurt
Extra-Planar Beam of Mouthwash
Flaming Transfiguration of the Gym Teachers
Hellish Invocation of Grumpiness
Illusionary Chant of Bacon
Magical Bolt of Champaigne
Ray of Stupidity
Tickle Snot Spirit
Unbelievable Enchantment of Syrup
Unholy Maelstorm of Nose Picking
Warp of Cowlicks

 

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