The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Aura of Batter
Beam of Drool
Burning Pudding Assault
Cube of Salad Dressing
Curse of Blathering
Damned Zone of Drool
Dominate Fangirl
Dominate Manicurists
Erruption of Toothpaste
Great Puddle of Steak Sauce
Hellish Spell of Corn
Holy Chant of the Earwax Demon
Invoke Impoliteness
Magical Invocation of the Tinsel Devil
Syrup Assault

 

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