The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Saliva Disc
Burning Beam of Sunburn
Cause Neuroses in Boyband
Conjure Fanboys
Dark Spell of the Hummus Devil
Deoderant Blast
Eliminate Split Ends
Great Ceremony of the Earwax Entity
Heavenly Shield of Annoyance
Holy Ceremony of Toejam
Illusionary Ritual of the Sausage Dragon
Luminous Ritual of the Schoolteacher
Necromantic Transfiguration of Cola
Peanut Butter Spout
Prismatic Ceremony of Hair

 

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