The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Spell of the Groupie
Astounding Incantation of the Geek
Astounding Transfiguration of the Bacon Dragon
Astrological Curse of Acne
Cosmic Transfiguration of the Tap Dancer
Cure Crossdressing
Damned Rite of the Strippers
Dark Spell of Complaining
Divine Invocation of Noodles
Heal Athlete's Foot
Irritate Bacon Demon
Mystic Storm of Low Self-Esteem
Prismatic Ceremony of the Church Lady
Spank Poser
Ultimate Rite of Diarrhea

 

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