The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Pool of Mucus
Banish Hair Elemental
Burning Beam of Neuroses
Cabalistic Evocation of the Hummus Angel
Call Church Lady
Damned Bolt of Steak Sauce
Divine Ceremony of the Raver
Grand Ceremony of Diarrhea
Grand Invocation of the Geek
Heavenly Rite of the Tea Entity
Hermetic Storm of Hemorrhoids
Illusionary Shield of Bedhead
Speak with Editors
Spiritual Chant of the Gym Teachers
Unholy Spell of Sawdust

 

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