The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Create Low Self-Esteem in Manicurists
Eliminate Salivation
Extra-Planar Flatulence Pool
Extra-Planar Invocation of Salivation
Flaming Chant of Lettuce
Foot Odor Globe
Heavenly Spell of Annoyance
Induce Stomach Upset
Induce Toejam
Invisibility to Cotton Dragon
Necromantic Incantation of Annoyance
Spastic Ceremony of the Goth
Spastic Toejam Storm
Transmute Haberdasher
Vortex of Snot

 

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