The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Warp of Tinsel
Conjure Haberdasher
Cream Beam
Extra-Planar Invocation of Sweat
Great Invocation of Steak Sauce
Infernal Ritual of Sweat
Invoke Irritation in Strippers
Invoke Piles
Luminous Invocation of Meat
Mystic Vortex of Saliva
Necromantic Transfiguration of Anal-Retentiveness
Occult Evocation of the Pus Golem
Syrup Zone
Tickle Lounge Singers
Ultimate Warp of Inconvenience

 

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