The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Batter Ray
Beam of Cabbage
Cream Zone
Create Athlete's Foot in Manicurists
Damned Jet of Mustard
Damned Transfiguration of the Gym Teacher
Dark Evocation of the Diarrhea Golem
Dark Zone of Arrogance
Eliminate Complaining in Boybands
Eliminate Hemorrhoids in Dentist
Glob of Diarrhea
Glob of Mustard
Hermetic Chant of Drunkeness
Luminous Blob of Sinus Drainage
Speak with Batter Devil

 

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