The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Cause Bad Hygene
Create Irritation in Posers
Dandruff Ball
Divine Enchantment of Toothpaste
Divine Rite of Cheese
Eliminate Vaseline Dragon
Extra-Planar Zone of Tinsel
Heavenly Ritual of Tinsel
Hermetic Chant of Arrogance
Luminous Cube of Snot
Necromantic Invocation of the Vaseline Entity
Occult Sphere of Mouthwash
Spiritual Ceremony of Acne
Spray of Steak Sauce
Ultimate Cotton Field

 

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