The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Bile Ball
Blob of Halitosis
Cosmic Spell of the Lettuce Giant
Cure Sunburn
Diarrhea Bolt
Extra-Planar Ceremony of Immaturity
Heavenly Spray of Meat
Induce Sunburn in Florists
Irritate Tap Dancers
Magical Incantation of Foot Odor
Meat Zone
Ray of Sinus Drainage
Sawdust Ray
Sorcerous Zone of Flatulence
Toejam Sphere

 

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