The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Chocolate Warp
Alchemical Curse of Mouthwash
Amazing Invocation of the Flatulence Fairy
Cause Ranting in Groupie
Cursed Evocation of the Comedian
Eliminate Cramps in Gym Teacher
Heal Drooling
Overwhelming Invocation of Bacon
Sorcerous Invocation of the Urine Angel
Speak with Vinegar Fairy
Spout of Mouthwash
Talk to Gym Teacher
Torus of Cheese
Transform Raver
Unholy Enchantment of the Vaseline Devil

 

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