The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Cabalistic Ball of Low Self-Esteem
Control Fangirls
Dispell Blathering
Dispell Hemorrhoids
Eliminate Hemorrhoids in Dentist
Eliminate Vindictiveness
Holy Spell of the Champaigne Devil
Induce Acne
Induce Drunkeness
Luminous Butter Aura
Magical Beam of Lettuce
Overwhelming Cardboard Sphere
Spastic Disc of Flatulence
Spastic Invocation of the Dentist
Speak with Earwax Golem

 

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