The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Armor of Sausage
Astonishing Evocation of Mucus
Astounding Ceremony of Coffee
Astrological Peanut Butter Ray
Astrological Spell of Meat
Bolt of Diarrhea
Cure Flatulence in Accountant
Cure Nervousness
Curse of Flatulence
Dread Invocation of the Tinsel Spirit
Etheral Urine Jet
Hermetic Yarn Spray
Invoke Detergent Dragon
Invoke Neuroses in Schoolteachers
Vaseline Aura

 

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