The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Chant of Blathering
Astonishing Spell of Grumpiness
Astounding Cube of Silliness
Astrological Chant of Sunburn
Beam of Mucus
Blast of Impoliteness
Cage of Constipation
Conjure Raver
Cotton Candy Vortex
Dread Rite of the Peanut Butter Angel
Invisibility to Accountant
Luminous Curse of Toejam
Magical Enchantment of the Toothpaste Fairy
Spastic Beam of Bacon
Spastic Storm of Silliness

 

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