The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Ball of Onion Dip
Astounding Cage of Cheese
Astral Beam of Saliva
Bind Tea Angel
Cosmic Chant of the Fangirl
Cotton Wall
Cure Nervousness
Destroy Drool Giant
Eliminate Halitosis in Fanboy
Heal Athlete's Foot in Manicurists
Heal Bad Hygene in Clowns
Magical Spell of the Dandruff Dragon
Prismatic Spout of Acne
Sphere of Coffee
Spiritual Puddle of Bad Hygene

 

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