The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Evocation of the Halitosis Angel
Astounding Ray of Bad Taste
Beam of Balsa
Call Babysitter
Cause Dandruff in Milkmaid
Cube of Sunburn
Eliminate Split Ends
Etheral Spout of Blathering
Flaming Chant of the Syrup Fairy
Flaming Spell of Irritation
Heal Bedhead
Jet of Neuroses
Occult Vortex of Mucus
Ray of Persperation
Slay Schoolteacher

 

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