The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astonishing Erruption of Butter
Astonishing Invocation of Inconvenience
Drool Maelstorm
Eliminate Stomach Upset in Crossdressers
Etheral Foot Odor Spout
Extra-Planar Mouthwash Field
Hellish Enchantment of Hair
Luminous Spout of Cowlicks
Pool of Stomach Upset
Puddle of Pus
Spank Milk Elemental
Spiritual Ceremony of Mustard
Spout of Incontinence
Unholy Rite of the Elvis Impersonator
Zone of Bedhead

 

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