The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astonishing Vortex of Halitosis
Cause Low Self-Esteem
Concealment from Church Ladies
Destroy Chimneysweep
Destroy Milkmaids
Eliminate Inconvenience
Erruption of Irregularity
Erruption of Irritation
Hellish Cage of Hair
Holy Ritual of Anal-Retentiveness
Illusionary Spell of the Tap Dancer
Infernal Evocation of the Dentist
Sphere of Neuroses
Summon Bacon Devil
Unholy Rite of the Pus Dragon

 

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