The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Burning Invocation of the Halitosis Elemental
Curse of Deoderant
Dispell Drunkeness in Florists
Great Invocation of the Hair Golem
Heal Cowlicks in Fanboys
Hellish Rite of the Geeks
Holy Ritual of the Manicurists
Infernal Evocation of Back Pain
Occult Maelstorm of Saliva
Protection from Goth
Ray of Bad Hair
Slay Peanut Butter Spirit
Spastic Transfiguration of the Champaigne Angel
Transmute Female Impersonator
Unholy Transfiguration of the Geeks

 

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