The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Maelstorm of Steak Sauce
Cube of Caffene
Disc of Diarrhea
Dread Enchantment of the Cola Fairy
Extra-Planar Transfiguration of the Corn Devil
Heavenly Incantation of Bacon
Hermetic Evocation of the Cabbage Golem
Invisibility to Manicurist
Jet of Back Pain
Maelstorm of Annoyance
Magical Ceremony of the Batter Angel
Prismatic Enchantment of the Vinegar Golem
Puddle of Low Self-Esteem
Snot Ray
Spiritual Evocation of Impoliteness

 

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