The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Ball of Foot Odor
Cabalistic Ceremony of the Toejam Dragon
Conjure Pudding Giant
Create Crossdressing in Lounge Singers
Destroy Costumers
Grand Enchantment of Salivation
Great Rite of the Dandruff Elemental
Heavenly Ceremony of Mucus
Induce Inconvenience in Haberdasher
Lettuce Warp
Magical Invocation of the Elvis Impersonators
Mustard Assault
Mystic Sphere of Drool
Spastic Incantation of the Persperation Giant
Talk to Stripper

 

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