The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astonishing Maelstorm of Pus
Cabalistic Storm of Bacon
Create Bad Taste
Cursed Vortex of Cotton Candy
Damned Sphere of Grumpiness
Disc of Yogurt
Eliminate Anal-Retentiveness in Babysitters
Eliminate Noodles Giant
Grand Ray of Hair
Invoke Sunburn
Luminous Invocation of Toejam
Overwhelming Invocation of the Haberdashers
Protection from Pus Dragon
Slay Persperation Dragon
Spastic Transfiguration of Foot Odor

 

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