The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Ceremony of the Cream Golem
Cause Hemorrhoids in Wannabe
Create Ranting in Manicurist
Deoderant Field
Eliminate Stomach Upset in Elvis Impersonator
Etheral Field of Anal-Retentiveness
Grand Enchantment of the Cabbage Fairy
Heavenly Incantation of the Balsa Dragon
Hermetic Evocation of the Female Impersonator
Illusionary Armor of Cardboard
Invoke Baldness in Stunt Double
Magical Ritual of the Confetti Entity
Mystic Beam of Toejam
Necromantic Snot Cube
Summon Church Lady

 

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