The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Ritual of Split Ends
Batter Spray
Burning Enchantment of the Chocolate Devil
Cage of Anal-Retentiveness
Curse of Salivation
Destroy Groupies
Eliminate Drunkeness in Panhandlers
Heal Toejam in Crossdresser
Luminous Invocation of Juice
Magical Dandruff Blob
Occult Chant of the Costumers
Spank Foot Odor Spirit
Sphere of Bedhead
Unbelievable Chant of Flatulence
Zone of Low Self-Esteem

 

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