The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Ceremony of the Peanut Butter Dragon
Beam of Irregularity
Burning Spell of the Groupie
Dark Mucus Pool
Dark Rite of Irritation
Field of Salivation
Great Invocation of the Salad Dressing Devil
Hair Field
Holy Vaseline Storm
Protection from Church Lady
Sorcerous Evocation of Ranting
Unbelievable Evocation of Hair
Unbelievable Incantation of the Snot Angel
Unholy Globe of Sweat
Zone of Tea

 

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