The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Bolt of Drunkeness
Cosmic Chant of the Babysitter
Dark Ray of Dandruff
Dispell Ranting in Gym Teacher
Flaming Sphere of Sausage
Grand Enchantment of Pornography
Grand Ritual of Vaseline
Hellish Spell of Athlete's Foot
Induce Toejam in Costumers
Invoke Ranting
Maelstorm of Mustard
Slay Fanboy
Spiritual Zone of Yogurt
Talk to Poser
Ultimate Ceremony of the Bile Golem

 

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