The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astral Cotton Spray
Astrological Bolt of Snot
Cause Incontinence in Groupie
Create Acne in Milkmaids
Destroy Hummus Fairy
Diarrhea Erruption
Divine Curse of Dandruff
Eliminate Foot Fetish
Hellish Chant of Vaseline
Induce Cowlicks in Clowns
Milk Glob
Spiritual Ceremony of the Fanboys
Tickle Elvis Impersonator
Ultimate Jet of Drooling
Unholy Transfiguration of the Persperation Dragon

 

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