The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Bind Clowns
Blast of Bad Taste
Cabalistic Enchantment of Halitosis
Cosmic Spell of the Mustard Entity
Cure Constipation
Dandruff Glob
Disc of Hemorrhoids
Dispell Drooling in Crossdressers
Eliminate Irritation
Grand Rite of Mucus
Hermetic Ritual of Low Self-Esteem
Necromantic Incantation of Vaseline
Ray of Meat
Sorcerous Invocation of the Hair Elemental
Transmute Pasta Fairy

 

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