The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Annoy Chimneysweeps
Cause Bad Taste
Cosmic Incantation of Cola
Dark Enchantment of Urine
Dark Incantation of Lettuce
Deoderant Disc
Dispell Anal-Retentiveness in Clowns
Dispell Toejam
Eliminate Whining in Tap Dancers
Grand Incantation of Milk
Invoke Bedhead
Luminous Pool of Champaigne
Milk Blob
Mystic Warp of Piles
Pus Blob

 

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