The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Aura of Milk
Amazing Lettuce Puddle
Astonishing Ritual of Irregularity
Astounding Beam of Champaigne
Cabalistic Cube of Flatulence
Dread Incantation of Toejam
Eliminate Butter Fairy
Extra-Planar Ritual of the Chocolate Golem
Overwhelming Snot Disc
Pool of Inconvenience
Slay Babysitter
Sorcerous Sphere of Butter
Sphere of Salad Dressing
Transform Foot Odor Golem
Unbelievable Ball of Earwax

 

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