The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Rite of Persperation
Cabalistic Assault of Baldness
Cabalistic Bolt of Balsa
Damned Sphere of Milk
Eliminate Raver
Flaming Blob of Steak Sauce
Hummus Assault
Overwhelming Blast of Toejam
Prismatic Ceremony of the Ravers
Protection from Butter Golem
Protection from Goths
Shield of Irregularity
Sorcerous Enchantment of the Crossdressers
Ultimate Ceremony of the Chocolate Fairy
Unbelievable Armor of Constipation

 

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