The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Invocation of Cotton
Astounding Incantation of Fertlizer
Burning Bolt of Drool
Cosmic Chant of the Editor
Create Sunburn in Panhandlers
Cure Immaturity in Fangirls
Cursed Invocation of the Cotton Devil
Cursed Syrup Zone
Eliminate Bad Taste
Heavenly Blob of Incontinence
Invoke Inconvenience
Magical Spout of Steak Sauce
Mustard Puddle
Unholy Tea Spout
Yogurt Beam

 

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