The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astrological Flatulence Zone
Cola Field
Cosmic Vortex of Diarrhea
Divine Rite of Baldness
Eliminate Acne in Schoolteachers
Eliminate Back Pain in Accountants
Extra-Planar Evocation of Silliness
Flaming Cage of Bile
Globe of Vaseline
Infernal Wall of Toothpaste
Invoke Earwax Golem
Luminous Chant of Immaturity
Luminous Tinsel Warp
Magical Rite of Toejam
Sorcerous Toejam Ball

 

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