The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Amazing Erruption of Toejam
Annoy Cheese Fairy
Astonishing Zone of Onion Dip
Cosmic Chant of Persperation
Create Halitosis in Groupies
Dread Chant of Drunkeness
Hermetic Spell of the Vaseline Demon
Luminous Ray of Mucus
Peanut Butter Cage
Protection from Steak Sauce Elemental
Puddle of Salad Dressing
Spastic Spell of Piles
Sphere of Diarrhea
Tea Wall
Torus of Blathering

 

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