The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astonishing Warp of Salivation
Conceal Gym Teacher
Erruption of Crossdressing
Field of Peanut Butter
Grand Erruption of Diarrhea
Great Ritual of Cardboard
Heavenly Globe of Nose Picking
Hellish Invocation of Acne
Hermetic Incantation of Split Ends
Holy Bolt of Whining
Invoke Foot Fetish in Elvis Impersonator
Spank Church Ladies
Summon Goth
Transform Manicurists
Unbelievable Ceremony of the Milk Fairy

 

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