The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Beam of Deoderant
Bind Cotton Candy Giant
Blob of Yarn
Dispell Drooling in Fanboy
Eliminate Female Impersonators
Flaming Cage of Meat
Heal Annoyance
Illusionary Transfiguration of the Cobblers
Luminous Cage of Drunkeness
Necromantic Bolt of Dandruff
Pool of Juice
Shield of Balsa
Spiritual Enchantment of the Elvis Impersonators
Unbelievable Yarn Storm
Zone of Sausage

 

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