The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astrological Incantation of the Syrup Devil
Caffene Sphere
Cage of Sweat
Control Babysitters
Curse of Dandruff
Eliminate Constipation
Eliminate Incontinence in Goth
Extra-Planar Invocation of Cola
Hermetic Invocation of the Milkmaids
Occult Ceremony of Warts
Sorcerous Ritual of Drunkeness
Spastic Ceremony of the Editor
Spastic Salad Dressing Bolt
Spiritual Blast of Persperation
Vortex of Lettuce

 

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