The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Puddle of Back Pain
Astral Ritual of the Editors
Beam of Lettuce
Cabalistic Halitosis Globe
Cause Drunkeness
Great Blob of Ranting
Heavenly Evocation of Anal-Retentiveness
Illusionary Wall of Vindictiveness
Mouthwash Ray
Protection from Haberdasher
Shield of Bedhead
Spastic Evocation of the Wrestlers
Spastic Ray of Urine
Spastic Spell of Toothpaste
Ultimate Juice Cube

 

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