The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Ceremony of the Ice Cream Golem
Astrological Globe of Mucus
Astrological Warp of Acne
Create Bedhead
Cure Diarrhea
Cursed Pool of Toothpaste
Dark Transfiguration of Blathering
Extra-Planar Evocation of Cola
Heavenly Bile Field
Illusionary Disc of Yarn
Magical Meat Ball
Necromantic Spell of Cola
Overwhelming Erruption of Athlete's Foot
Spiritual Ritual of the Elvis Impersonators
Yogurt Ray

 

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