The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Amazing Invocation of the Onion Dip Dragon
Cause Bad Taste
Cause Piles in Church Lady
Cola Ray
Create Foot Odor
Etheral Bolt of Lettuce
Etheral Sphere of Tinsel
Hellish Glob of Drunkeness
Hermetic Ceremony of Dandruff
Occult Chant of Dandruff
Persperation Shield
Spastic Invocation of Persperation
Spastic Vortex of Diarrhea
Ultimate Ritual of the Urine Golem
Wall of Hummus

 

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