The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Amazing Beam of Toejam
Amazing Glob of Drunkeness
Amazing Invocation of the Manicurist
Astonishing Invocation of the Juice Dragon
Cure Split Ends in Schoolteacher
Dark Evocation of the Tinsel Fairy
Dominate Dandruff Fairy
Dominate Strippers
Induce Low Self-Esteem in Babysitters
Occult Ritual of the Fertlizer Elemental
Speak with Pornography Demon
Sphere of Cabbage
Storm of Hair
Urine Wall
Vortex of Detergent

 

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