The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Zone of Urine
Astounding Evocation of Sunburn
Burning Transfiguration of Hemorrhoids
Dispell Bad Hygene
Flaming Enchantment of Vaseline
Heal Cramps
Hellish Rite of the Editor
Infernal Chant of Split Ends
Pasta Spray
Prismatic Cream Glob
Pudding Disc
Sorcerous Chant of the Panhandler
Spastic Invocation of Sunburn
Spiritual Evocation of Silliness
Unholy Spell of Diarrhea

 

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