The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Banish Dentists
Bind Yarn Angel
Call Balsa Entity
Cause Foot Fetish in Lounge Singer
Cure Split Ends
Cursed Vortex of Butter
Eliminate Groupie
Hermetic Invocation of the Fertlizer Fairy
Invisibility to Balsa Spirit
Magical Evocation of Vaseline
Mystic Diarrhea Assault
Occult Hair Spray
Snot Spout
Spank Meat Demon
Vaseline Puddle

 

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