The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astonishing Vortex of Dandruff
Astounding Chant of Ranting
Astral Batter Maelstorm
Aura of Vindictiveness
Burning Spell of Silliness
Deoderant Globe
Extra-Planar Foot Odor Glob
Invoke Athlete's Foot in Crossdressers
Luminous Spout of Cotton
Necromantic Transfiguration of the Juice Giant
Slay Ravers
Sorcerous Enchantment of Tinsel
Spiritual Warp of Vindictiveness
Storm of Vaseline
Zone of Pornography

 

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