The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astrological Enchantment of Belching
Ball of Bad Hair
Beam of Constipation
Bolt of Low Self-Esteem
Cursed Invocation of the Cotton Golem
Dispell Salivation
Eliminate Crossdressing
Erruption of Blathering
Heavenly Evocation of Mouthwash
Luminous Spell of the Batter Golem
Shield of Cream
Speak with Salad Dressing Entity
Spiritual Spell of Salad Dressing
Spray of Arrogance
Tea Disc

 

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