The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Chant of Bedhead
Amazing Ritual of the Lounge Singer
Cosmic Evocation of the Snot Fairy
Cosmic Ritual of Belching
Create Dandruff
Dark Ceremony of Peanut Butter
Dispell Urine Giant
Divine Incantation of Vinegar
Eliminate Bad Taste
Extra-Planar Ceremony of the Goths
Hermetic Zone of Foot Odor
Luminous Ray of Crossdressing
Spiritual Pus Bolt
Transmute Syrup Entity
Unbelievable Invocation of Sinus Drainage

 

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