The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Burning Bile Shield
Burning Evocation of Persperation
Conjure Cola Giant
Damned Rite of Confetti
Dark Ray of Lettuce
Etheral Invocation of Neuroses
Heavenly Blob of Salad Dressing
Hermetic Vortex of Earwax
Induce Bad Hair in Geek
Invoke Bad Hygene in Tap Dancers
Occult Ray of Complaining
Occult Vinegar Cage
Pool of Diarrhea
Slay Groupies
Sorcerous Beam of Hemorrhoids

 

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